Aaron and Chris put their culinary skills to the test as they attempt to out chef one another in the kitchen using insane recipes and gross ingredients chosen by each other.

Aaron and Chris visit the mayor and city council to propose new dildo regulation and a city UGLY TAX, bills they've written to embarrass one another.

Aaron and Chris challenge each other to drag a body bag across the city from their apartment to the river in less than 30 minutes... With a little help from innocent bystanders.

Chris and Aaron incite confusion and fear at their high school reunions as they attempt to ruin each other's reputation, one prank challenge at a time.

Chris and Aaron conduct a sex survey and attempt to sign people up for a sexual deviancy class...however, they wrote each other's survey, and have no idea what the questions are beforehand.

Chris and Aaron go speed dating and compete to see who can match up with the most people... The twist is that they each wrote note-cards for each other and must do whatever the cards say before each date.

Chris and Aaron compete to see who can make the most money at a garage sale. However, Aaron is only allowed to sell serial killer merchandise while Chris must somehow sell celebrity stalker memorabilia.

Aaron and Chris give tours of Austin in a run-down limo. However, they don't know the tour stops, because when one is the tour guide, the other is the chauffeur driving the limo.