Percy and Anastasia discover an additional room in their house that's gone unnoticed because of the boxes piled in front of its door. They make it their little hide-a-way from home where they stash their extra smokes and booze from the boy. Meanwhile, Kevin is preoccupied with a gopher he finds and tapes to his head.

Percy and some mobsters play high stakes poker. With him and Cammel Toe Inn owner as the last 2 poker players, he and Percy raise the stakes, if Percy wins he gets the bar and all the deeds. Taking Percy seriously, he ends ups folding and Percy wins the bar. Later on Percy notices that running a bar isn't as pleasent as he imagined and his rival Marty the Bartender is enjoying every second seeing Percy getting frustrated with the deeds.

Percy blackmails 2 surgeons in exchange for plastic surgery.

Percy decides the whole world is against him and plots to leave IT all behind. The Spencer's hold a garage sale to pillage for cash and somehow scrounge enough dough to make it to Chile. Percy is arrested immediately upon touchdown, Mom, not understanding the currency exchange, prostitutes herself for way too little and Kevin runs off with Percy's money and gets lost in the jungle.

Each member of the Spencer family revisits a classic Halloween Urban Legend as they recount the scariest thing that has ever happened to them. Booze, zombies, a crazy lunatic and the perfect nuclear family. Spend Halloween with the Spencer's as they get nice and tanked and tell ghost stories around the campfire.

In France, Anastasia meets a french fella who looks identical to Charlie Plunt.

A non-linear Christmas episode that has Kevin, Percy, and Mom each being interrogated by detectives as they recount their stories of how they ended up in a most bizarre scenario involving a cockfight, Canada geese, several illegal Panda bears and one angry Santa Clause.

Percy runs for Premier so he can have booze sold in corner stores like in Quebec.

According to Man #2, all the bad deeds come back to haunt Percy. Karma. Consequences quickly takes place soon after Man #2's comments to Percy. He ignores it and throws his bottle cap, big mistake!

Prime Minister candidate Mr. Wetnick sleeps with Anastasia in Ottawa. After being cut off by the principal, Kevin and Timmy decide to bring there supply of Tobacco plants in Ottawa since his mother was living there.

Dwane Chalmers sets up Anastasia to take the fall in a frat house in order to join the club. Percy gets baptized by a local priest, then punches God in the head when he criticized Percy's entertainment centre. Kevin has hit the mother load as he sneaked his way to the beer cellar.

Percy and Anastasia declare a war of the pranksters on each other.

Kevin wins an Old Barfy contest to have an all-girl punk band play in his backyard along with free alcohol submitted by the sponsors. After dealing with a ignorant manager and two DJ's, the gals from Spankdriven vow to never suffer another fool again. They meet Percy. Violence ensues very quickly.

The Spencer's are the ""Rabid Dog Cigarettes Contest Winners"" and they win a vacation at the Tiki-Wana Beach Resort. Anastasia forces Percy to enter a surfing contest in order to prove his honour for her. Now he's up against Moondog, a world class surfing champ. Kevin on the other hand is wandering through the beaches with the word ""lozer"" inscribed on his forehead. Kevin is also forced to enter the contest in order to prove his worth to become a Losers gang member. Next thing you know there's a tidal wave. Stay tuned, this is the Spencer's grooviest episode yet baby!

Anastasia is at the feed and seed buying a stronger ""Industrial "" pesticide for unstated ""personal reason's"" when animal rights activists take over and hold the staff hostage. After several hours in their charge Anastasia does a Patty Hearst and joins the terrorists.

Timmy lands himself a CO-OP job at the Camel Toe Inn as a stripper's assistant. Kevin is inspired by Timmy's work ethic and decides he also needs a CO-OP job. Kevin is sent to help Tron Devoneer, a flaming contemporary artist, at his estate. Meanwhile Anastasia and Percy ""GET IT ON"" after Percy steels Nobel Prize sperm from the basement of Jimmy's pawnshop.

Percy gets the winter blues and ""hates everything!"" while Kevin's already socially disturbed character becomes aggravated by the lack of sunlight and isolation caused by intense cold. Anastasia gets a phone call from BC BUD who says he's coming to town. Everyone in town is sure happy whenever he makes a trip from Vancouver.

Percy is bribed into making a TV commercial against drinking and driving in exchange for parole. Later Percy and Anastasia are off to BINGO and to no one's surprise Percy blows his entire welfare check in a frustrated exuberance to win the BIG prize. In the meanwhile Kevin tries to blow off steam at the Lazertag Park

Percy and Anastasia tease Kevin one too many times during a game of scrabble and he sinks into a deep and endless pool of rage and despair. Kevin's just about had it so he goes off to hang around the warehouses at the waterfront to get jimmied-up on cough-syrup. Kevin is kidnapped by a group of strange men, who are the con artist producers of all those putrid boy-bands and Kevin becomes known as ""The Angry Loner"" boy in the band WEB54U.

Kevin sells his life story for forty dollars and a pack of smokes to a movie producer he meets in the joint. In a sappy, melodramatic movie of the week titled ‘ Little Boy Lost: The Kevin Spencer Story"" Kevin is portrayed as an articulate, intelligent young man who recognizes his victimization, and the Percy character is a sensitive man who discovers God.

Kevin and his exploits have drawn a lot of bad press to the school, so the Board of Directors decides to force Kevin into the chess club. His chess career progresses splendidly and Kevin manages to make it to the National competition. Percy and Mom, meanwhile, discover Canadian actor Bruno Gerusi has been living in a hole in the wall behind their TV set hatching a scheme to take over American television.

While grave robbing one evening, Kevin and Percy fall into an abandoned, underground government testing facility where they encounter blood-thirsty zombies attempting to sway them to the Dark Side. Kevin and Percy team up with Vern Charlebois, an adventurous moose-hunter worthy of action hero status.

It ‘s the first day of summer holidays and Kevin is bored so he joins a religious group. The group plans an outing to shoot doctors at the abortion clinic where Anastasia happens to be taking advantage of the clinic's ""buy-six-get-one-free"" offer. The religious cult's plans are foiled when Percy gets thrown off his motorcycle during a police chase and lands on the maniacal firing squad.

Mom winds up in the joint after Percy frames her for breaking into a welfare office and (among other things) defecating on the branch Manager's desk. Kevin is bored and decides to break tradition and go to school where he ends up questioning authority until they throw him out.

Kevin runs away and becomes a roadie for a rock band after impressing them with his alcoholism. Anastasia's plea to the media to help her find Kevin lands her some sweet stand up gigs including an appearance on the Mike Bullard Show on the same evening Kevin plans his revenge on the band.

Mom strokes out in a bar and dies, Percy slowly succumbs to necrotizing fasciitis, Marty fails at suicide but dies anyway and all the while Mr. Franklin (we don't really know it since in season 1 episode 8 we discover that there are two 'twin brothers' with the same nickname Mr. Franklin), Kevin’s first psychiatrist from season one is on a manhunt to destroy the boy. Eventually those left living cross paths, and the true nature of Kevin’s brain problems are revealed. In the end Allen the Goose enters the Morgue where Kevin took his mother's corpse (after Kevin dies by a car accident saying 'Good bye Allen') and is revealed that all the series and characters (even Kevin himself) are imagined by Allen due to certain Psychiatric problems.

The Spencers are trapped in their house after a massive snow storm covered half of the house.

Kevin's back where it all began in episode 1, prison! But now he's 'graduated' from juvie and is sent to an adult prison despite being a minor. Officials find out about this and strike a deal with the boy to prevent this from going public.

Percy drives by a yard sale and after asking a bunch of questions he sees a time machine. The man asked $ 10,000 for it and Percy acquired it. Later, Kevin decides to have some fun with it and travels to Rome in their gladiator days.

Percy damages his newly reattached leg while trying out a new position in the bathtub.

Kevin is responsible for a power outage in his neighborhood and steels a crane from a construction site to set things straight. Percy is desperate to find a clean urine sample when a law is passed forcing welfare recipients to take a mandatory drug test.

After a tooth extraction, Kevin develops a bizarre snakelike fang in the back of his mouth. Percy meanwhile has been arrested for saying "BOMB" at the airport. He cops a deal to become a snitch on the Quebec Mafia, but makes everything up, and uses his newfound stoolie immunity to drive on sidewalks and act like a jackass. When Percy's handler, Gruff Cop gets upset, Kevin bites him and they discover his new fang contains paralyzing neurotoxins.

While on a tour of the porn studios, Kevin witnesses the split of partners Pornman and Afroman. Kevin becomes Pornman's agent in the actor's pursuit of more artistic endeavors and lands him various gigs, including a role in the Catholic Association of Teachers and Anal Retentives for Acting's performance of ""Hair.""

Kevin embarks on a journey after awakening from a dream telling him he has to see something.

Kevin slips in and out of television-inspired dreams during a night of drinking and channel surfing. His surreal adventures mimic programming styles from a ""Leave-it-to-Beaver"" style sitcom to evangelical programming to porn.

Kevin is placed under house arrest. To lighten up the mood, his parents attempt to cheer him up by playing board games like Monotony. Kevin gets inspired by this and invents his own game. 15 years ago, Percy finked the Leduc brothers. 15 years has passed and they vow to get revenge on Percy.

A bit of bookender fun as the episode opens on a ‘Kevin Spencer Writing Meeting’ where Greg asks Rick for one more episode. He’ll be too busy helping runaway teen girls at “Camp WhoosYerDaddy”. Rick heads out to the Camel Toe Inn where he hangs out nearby, eavesdropping no the real Spencer family and interrogates them for ideas. Percy invites him on a B&E because he has a lighter. The theft doesn’t go well and Percy only gets some guard dogs, which he tries to pawn at Jimmy’s. Jimmy declines, as he’s going out of business. Percy depresses Jimmy so much that he manages to pawn a .32 calibre handgun, which used to belong to Rick’s mom. Finally they have enough to attend the air show and all get some shuteye except Rick and Kevin. Rick confesses to Kevin that he’s got a rough deadline and needs ideas. Kevin makes a deal with him. Kevin will rep him if Rick will mentor his writing. Rick mooches beer and gets institutionalized, Greg’s negotiations with Kevin go poorly and Percy and Anastasia drive off into the sunset…after the destruction of several downtown city properties.

We find Kevin still stranded on the island where he's involved in a dispute with his imaginary friend, Allen. The pair stumble upon ""Hughopia,"" a civilization on the other side of the island that had been there all along, but

Kevin wanders away from his classmates while on a field trip to the over-commercial ""Pioneer Village"" and winds up getting a history lesson from a one-hundred-and- seventeen-year-old drunk.

In this must watch episode, Kevin learns his uncle Lester might be his actual father.

Kevin ditches school to play pool at the Camel Toe, where he meets Victor the pool shark. Victor takes Kevin under his wing to teach him how to hustle. Kevin trains hard but ends up facing Fat Tony – a notorious hustler himself. Percy spends the episode in prison with Eustace the cannibal, while Mom takes advantage of Percy's absence to have sex with some of the neighborhood men.

In a final and desperate last attempt to cure Kevin of his psychosis, Dr. Franklin prescribes him very strong experimental drugs. They force Kevin to recall memories without Allen's help. A general from the Ministry of Defense arrives to warn them that the new drug enables people to move things with their mind.

The Spencer's visit the mall where Mom meets her favorite soap hunk, Brock Brickleydale who she ends up stocking and almost killing. Percy shoplifts Kevin a pet snake, but Kevin winds up arrested for the crime after his parents ditch him. A corrupt old cop arranges for Kevin to become a trainer for a guide dog, which Kevin trains to be a canine-version of himself.

It's New Year's Day and Kevin overdoses like an amateur on booze left behind at the scene of a car accident. Allan is disgusted with him and decides to trying living in other people's heads for a while – including the Widow Coulson's. Percy, meanwhile, recruits Kevin to help him steel Charlie's trailer full of weed.

Kevin raids the remains of a burnt down house searching for parts to build himself a robotic friend. He finds a Gameboy, which is possessed by the ghost of a creepy handicapped kid who died in the house fire. When Kevin's robotic spider friend eats the possessed gameboy, the giant spider reeks havoc during the city's annual Festival of Flowers.

Percy throws a lawn dart through Kevin's skull and the freak accident causes Kevin to show emotion. A hypersensitive Kevin plans a bus trip to Los Angeles after Mom reveals to Kevin that he has a twin brother with whom he was separated at birth. His trip is cut short after horrible bus crash in which the survivors must resort to cannibalism.

Barfy Boozehound, a beer mascot, introduces a contest and Percy is resolutely training at the Camel Toe when someone mentions the upcoming smoking ban. Percy inspires Marty to move the bar to another acreage he owns, which happens to spill over the Quebec border. Marty enlists Charlie, who's returned with trucker stories and songs, to use his big rig to tow the bar.

In true Three's Companyesque fashion, the Spencer's quarrel over selling the house. Percy can't leave the house because of an ankle bracelet we is forced to wear as part of his parole. Anastasia and Kevin hatch a plot to break the construction lot that is threatening to build over their property. Later, Percy discovers he has sawed the wrong leg off as the cops find him at the Camel Toe Inn.

The folks get a free television as part of a court settlement. After some channel surfing, they discover it came with amateur porn which is clearly stolen of course.

Kevin is put into adult prison and is forced to attend three psychiatric sessions a week. Kevin tells the doctor the story of his childhood. In the end, Slappy, an enormous inmate upsets Kevin and he responds by lighting Slappy's jail cell on fire.

After stealing a mailbox full of their neighbors mail and cheques the Spencer’s stumble across an invitation to a high society black-tie and gown affair. Posing as their neighbor’s the McNaughton’s the Spencer destroy the bar and offend the guests but in the end turn out to be hero’s after thwarting some vaguely European hostage takers. Think Die Hard with more chronic alcoholism and morbid obesity.

Kevin's violent nature lands him time in the padded room and the doctor visits Kevin regularly. When asked to share more of his childhood experiences, Kevin recounts a time he shot an ostrich after being abandoned by his father on a hunting trip.

The foreman at the construction site across the street offers Percy $300 to fight in the illegal fights he organizes down at the docks. Percy agrees, and ends up losing badly to the undefeated Gary ""Grim Reaper"" Morgan. The Bensons – in an effort to get back at the Spencer's for Kevin's antics, have an insurance adjuster videotape Percy's fight so that his workman's comp gets cut off.

Percy trains Kevin to be a terrorist. Things go terribly wrong when a bomb explodes in a basement and Kevin has a ski pole stuck in his stomach from one end to another. The fuzz overhear this and the family's on the run.

In this episode we are introduced to Kevin's imaginary friend, Allen. Together they develop Kevin's violent nature. Meanwhile, Pete Wilcox, a large and violent inmate suffering from multiple-personality disorder, is admitted to the prison. Allen and Kevin make use of the fact that Pete thinks Kevin is Jesus to successfully over take the prison black market.

Kevin's behavior pushes his original psychiatrist over the edge and his evil twin brother takes his place. This new doctor tricks Kevin into electric shock therapy. Kevin loses himself in childhood memories and recalls a time he had to promise his father money in order to make him show up for parent-teacher interviews.

Kevin recalls a time when he was released from the detention center and his parents throw him a mediocre surprise party. Kevin and his dad leave the house in search of lottery tickets. When they win, Percy drinks himself to unconsciousness and Kevin steals his dad's share of the money. When he runs out, he sells his new house and car for a bottle of booze and a carton of smokes.

It's Remembrance Day and Percy muscles his way through a ceremonial parade to get half-price quarts at the legion. As Percy hits on a female Peacekeeper drinking at the legion, Kevin explores the ceremonies of the day and ends up enlisting as an air cadet. After various mishaps, Percy becomes a hero and Cpl. Royd seduces Anastasia.

Percy and Anastasia both receive mail to discover that Percy must attend a retraining course at the Employment Insurance office, while Anastasia is asked to jury duty. Meanwhile Kevin is upstairs painting his entire room black. The episode ends with a mysterious turn of events that can only be solved by the magic wizard living in the back yard.

It's a showdown between Drunken Welfare Man and Alcoholic Welfare Man. Percy faces his nemesis as both heroes try to prove their honor as the greatest substance abusing, welfare-frauding crime fighter.

Anastasia wants to divorce Percy suspecting he has two-timed her so she must display evidence he actually cheated on her. So Kevin tells his mom to hire Afroman to bust Percy.

The Spencer's become heroes when they attempt to thwart a bank robbery.