What are the best episodes of 1000 Ways to Die?

The best rated episodes of 1000 Ways to Die are: Mister Death - S3E23 rated 8.8, Locked and Low Dead - S3E41 rated 8.0, Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead! - S3E28 rated 8.0, Come On Get Deathy - S2E7 rated 7.9, Up With Death - S2E3 rated 7.8, Dead and Deader - S1E3 rated 7.8, I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up) - S1E10 rated 7.7, Grave Errors - S3E18 rated 7.6, Deep Fried Death - S3E10 rated 7.6, The One About Dumb People Dying! - S3E15 rated 7.6

What are the worst episodes of 1000 Ways to Die?

The lowest rated episodes of 1000 Ways to Die are: Death Takes a Vacation - S3E34 rated 6.0, Death Penalties - S3E36 rated 6.0, Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral” - S3E39 rated 6.2, Dirt Nap - S3E33 rated 6.2, Tweets from the Dead - S4E3 rated 6.2, Sudden Death - S3E12 rated 6.2, Getting a Rise from the Dead - S3E16 rated 6.3, Eat, Pray Die - S3E27 rated 6.3, Sor-Dead Affair - S3E40 rated 6.3, Crying Over Spilled Blood - S4E6 rated 6.3

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Best Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

Mister Death
S3 Ep23
8.8
6th Apr 2011
A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.
Locked and Low Dead
S3 Ep41
8.0
29th Feb 2012
Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.
Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead!
S3 Ep28
8.0
15th Aug 2011
A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.
Come On Get Deathy
S2 Ep7
7.9
20th Jan 2010
An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
Up With Death
S2 Ep3
7.8
16th Dec 2009
A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
Dead and Deader
S1 Ep3
7.8
15th Feb 2009
A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.
I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)
S1 Ep10
7.7
5th Apr 2009
A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.
Grave Errors
S3 Ep18
7.6
2nd Mar 2011
A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.
Deep Fried Death
S3 Ep10
7.6
8th Dec 2010
Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
The One About Dumb People Dying!
S3 Ep15
7.6
8th Feb 2011
A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.
Death Bites!
S2 Ep2
7.5
9th Dec 2009
Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
The Lighter Side of Death
S1 Ep5
7.5
1st Mar 2009
A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.
Stupid Is as Death Does
S3 Ep22
7.5
30th Mar 2011
A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".
Death Over Easy
S1 Ep2
7.5
8th Feb 2009
293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal. 713 DiveBombed: Friends suffer decompression after scuba diving in Cabo, crashing their private plane at 12,000 ft, leading to an explosion and the death of all aboard. 91 De-Coffinated: In a Haitian land dispute, one brother poisons the other with tetrodotoxin, leading to paralysis. Presumed dead, he's buried alive, later found suffocated by grave robbers. 606 Wet Dream: A German librarian, donning a waterbed material fish suit, dies of fatal hyperthermia and heat exhaustion while attempting to live like a fish. 112 Fur Burger: In the 2nd century, execution involves wrapping victims in animal skins, tying them to trees, and leaving them for carnivores; one man is eaten alive by vultures.
The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
S1 Ep6
7.5
8th Mar 2009
A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.
Ready or Not, Here Comes Death
S3 Ep17
7.5
23rd Feb 2011
A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.
Better Them Than Us
S3 Ep20
7.4
16th Mar 2011
A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.
Death: A User's Manual
S1 Ep9
7.4
29th Mar 2009
An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.
Putting a Happy Face on Death
S2 Ep4
7.4
30th Dec 2009
Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
Today’s Special: Death
S3 Ep26
7.3
1st Aug 2011
A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.
Death Certificates
S4 Ep5
7.3
15th Jul 2012
A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.

Worst Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

Death Takes a Vacation
S3 Ep34
6.0
14th Nov 2011
Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.
Death Penalties
S3 Ep36
6.0
25th Jan 2012
Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.
Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral”
S3 Ep39
6.2
22nd Feb 2012
Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.
Dirt Nap
S3 Ep33
6.2
7th Nov 2011
A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.
Tweets from the Dead
S4 Ep3
6.2
26th Mar 2012
A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.
Sudden Death
S3 Ep12
6.2
22nd Dec 2010
A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
Getting a Rise from the Dead
S3 Ep16
6.3
16th Feb 2011
A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.
Eat, Pray Die
S3 Ep27
6.3
8th Aug 2011
A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.
Sor-Dead Affair
S3 Ep40
6.3
29th Feb 2012
A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.
Crying Over Spilled Blood
S4 Ep6
6.3
15th Jul 2012
Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.
Hurry Up and Die
S3 Ep7
6.4
26th Oct 2010
An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
Death, The New Black
S3 Ep24
6.5
18th Jul 2011
A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.
Deadliest Kitsch
S3 Ep31
6.5
24th Oct 2011
Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.
The End Is Weird
S3 Ep6
6.6
19th Oct 2010
A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
Death: One Size Fits All
S3 Ep30
6.6
29th Aug 2011
A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.
Think Globally, Die Locally
S4 Ep2
6.6
19th Mar 2012
A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.
Death on a Stick
S3 Ep1
6.6
3rd Aug 2010
A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
S3 Ep14
6.6
15th Jan 2011
The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.
Death Puts On a Dunce Cap
S3 Ep8
6.7
2nd Nov 2010
A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.
Wild Wild Death
S3 Ep35
6.8
21st Nov 2011
An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.
A New App Called Death
S4 Ep4
6.8
2nd Apr 2012
A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.

1000 Ways to Die Episode Guide

Unforced Errors
S1 Ep1
7.2
8th Feb 2009
208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler. 422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand. 92 Fang Banged A drunk man falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart. 832 Lesbocution A woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted. 125 Love Bugged A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider. 640 Tumble Die A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer.
Death Over Easy
S1 Ep2
7.5
8th Feb 2009
293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal. 713 DiveBombed: Friends suffer decompression after scuba diving in Cabo, crashing their private plane at 12,000 ft, leading to an explosion and the death of all aboard. 91 De-Coffinated: In a Haitian land dispute, one brother poisons the other with tetrodotoxin, leading to paralysis. Presumed dead, he's buried alive, later found suffocated by grave robbers. 606 Wet Dream: A German librarian, donning a waterbed material fish suit, dies of fatal hyperthermia and heat exhaustion while attempting to live like a fish. 112 Fur Burger: In the 2nd century, execution involves wrapping victims in animal skins, tying them to trees, and leaving them for carnivores; one man is eaten alive by vultures.
Dead and Deader
S1 Ep3
7.8
15th Feb 2009
A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.
Death Gets Busy
S1 Ep4
7.1
22nd Feb 2009
A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.
The Lighter Side of Death
S1 Ep5
7.5
1st Mar 2009
A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.
The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
S1 Ep6
7.5
8th Mar 2009
A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.
Death Be Not Stupid
S1 Ep7
7.0
15th Mar 2009
A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.
Cure for the Common Death
S1 Ep8
7.1
22nd Mar 2009
The decision by a couple of Ozzy Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air.
Death: A User's Manual
S1 Ep9
7.4
29th Mar 2009
An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.
I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)
S1 Ep10
7.7
5th Apr 2009
A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.

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