A drunken Brit has a bone to pick over a restaurant bill. But clashing with security guards isn’t the wisest of moves, and soon the law enforcers are called in to keep the peace. In Pattaya, volunteer Freddie finds a holiday-maker covered in blood. Unfortunately, his attempts to help spark an unexpected reaction.

Thailand’s tourist police are called to help a holidaymaker who has no idea where he is or what he’s been doing, while two tourists have a run-in with a bar owner after they refuse to pay the bill after standing everyone in the establishment a drink.

A tourist fears for his life after a run in with a ladyboy.

The tourist police declare a state of emergency on Koh Samui as the most powerful storm in decades looks set to hit the island. All planes and boats are grounded, with thousands of tourists trapped until the storm passes. There’s panic on Pattaya’s Walking Street when a seven-foot python is discovered hanging from an electricity pylon., while officer Seed and volunteer David have to deal with a fight in a tourist bar.

A fight breaks out in Pattaya when two female holiday-makers are mistaken for prostitutes, while a man is arrested after tourists accuse him of sexually assaulting a young girl on vacation with her family. Officers are out in force on New Year’s Eve for a Full Moon party in Ko Pha Ngan and the next day sees many walking wounded head to the medical centre, where Doc Paweena gets them sorted out.

A visitor demands a refund for an unfulfilling sex show.