Crime is a shit that needs wiping up. This is the first slice of Burnt Face Man. In this episode he kicks a crime box, wipes up some shit and meets Bastard Man, his biggest super villain foe.

Burnt Face Man's sense is tingling. A man tells that his girlfriend is trapped in a building that is on fire (which it isn't) but Burnt Face Man foolishly goes in it anyway, only to discover that it was a trap set by Burnt Face Man's arch-enemies, Bastard Man and Man-Spider.

Frying Pan City is in crisis when a really bad obnoxious smell is all over the city and Burnt Face Man goes to investigate to find out where the smell came from.

Burnt Face Man gets cyber bullied on the Internet by Bastard Man but manages to block him. Afterwards Burnt Face Man makes a check on the Crime Monitor to see if there is a crime in progress, a crime is being committed but has already been prevented and is being upstaged by a new superhero, Slightly Bruised Man.

Burnt Face Man quits being a superhero and sits watching TV and playing video games. Meanwhile Dr Eyebrows latest supervillain creations are no use to anyone.

After getting tired of being made to look like an idiot, Burnt Face Man decides to write his own episode full of explosions and slap bass solos.

This is the obligatory Washing Machine Special that all series have to do at some point. Burnt Face Man now fed up of being a superhero joins the dark side.

Burnt Face Man receives direct orders from God to help a man with one hand slightly pinker than the other.

Since our last episode Burnt Face Man formed a folk duo with Captain Minstrel and toured Portugal. All was going well until a pigeon attended one of the gigs and found the melodies to be uninspiring. In his rage he pecked Burnt Face Man leaving a small red mark on his arm, but more importantly: infecting him with AIDS. Luckily Burnt Face Man had a box of matches and was able to set his bloodstream on fire and burn the AIDS. He also gained the power of having really hot blood for a few minutes but it wasn't put to much use.