Browse episode ratings trends for Bless This House. Simply click on the interactive rating graph to explore the best and worst of Bless This House's 16 episodes.
Best Episodes of Bless This House
If It Ain't Broke, Break It
S1 Ep12
9.0
13th Dec 1995
Burt buys an expensive reclining chair from an obnoxious salesman.
The Postman Always Moves Twice
S1 Ep10
9.0
15th Nov 1995
Before moving into their new home, the Claytons trash their apartment to get back at their landlord.But unforunately the new house isn't ready and their stuck in their old apartment,while the heat is on full blast and the water's cut off.
A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
S1 Ep8
8.5
1st Nov 1995
The Claytons resume their house hunting and also decide to get a new life-insurance policy, but Burt fears he won't pass the required physical exam.
The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions
S1 Ep7
8.0
25th Oct 1995
Burt's dogged by a guilty conscience when he forgets to pick up Sean from school, so he tries to make amends by getting him a puppy.
Where There's Smoke, You're Fired
S1 Ep6
8.0
18th Oct 1995
Frustrated by her jerk of a teenage boss at her temporary job, Alice starts smoking again -- and catches Danny in the mall washroom with a pack of cigarettes; Burt tries to resist Vicki's amorous advances.
Worst Episodes of Bless This House
Pilot
S1 Ep1
5.0
11th Sep 1995
In the pilot episode,The Clayton's consider buying a house to move out of their dinky little apartment.
Meanwhile,Danny's best friend Jane is staying over (a lot),because as it is soon revealed,her mother is sleeping around.
A Woman's Work is Never Done
S1 Ep2
6.0
13th Sep 1995
Alice applies for a job as a legal secretary,then is fired from her head cashier's position when her boss learns of the interview.
Meanwhile,Danny brings home Matthew,her first boyfriend (who is 14,two years older than her),and then is crushed when her school mates spread lewd accusations about her and Matthew.
A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
S1 Ep4
6.0
27th Sep 1995
Alice and Burt are divided over whether to let 12-year-old Danny go to the movies alone with Matthew.
Meanwhile, everyone's plans are stalled when the family car is stolen while Alice is at the an ATM.
Fish and Guests Stink After Three Days
S1 Ep9
6.0
8th Nov 1995
As the Claytons prepared to move into their new home, Lenny -- still feuding with his wife -- assumes he's coming along.
Misery on 34th Street
S1 Ep13
6.0
20th Dec 1995
It's a joyless Christmas at the Claytons' when Alice's mother Sheila arrives with unwanted advice on how to discipline Danny, leaving Burt to play referee for the feuding females.
Bless This House Episode Guide
Pilot
S1 Ep1
5.0
11th Sep 1995
In the pilot episode,The Clayton's consider buying a house to move out of their dinky little apartment.
Meanwhile,Danny's best friend Jane is staying over (a lot),because as it is soon revealed,her mother is sleeping around.
A Woman's Work is Never Done
S1 Ep2
6.0
13th Sep 1995
Alice applies for a job as a legal secretary,then is fired from her head cashier's position when her boss learns of the interview.
Meanwhile,Danny brings home Matthew,her first boyfriend (who is 14,two years older than her),and then is crushed when her school mates spread lewd accusations about her and Matthew.
Company Loves Misery
S1 Ep3
7.5
20th Sep 1995
Ever-bickering Lenny and Phyllis hope to inject some romance into their marriage by tagging along for Burt and Alice's anniversary celebration.
A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
S1 Ep4
6.0
27th Sep 1995
Alice and Burt are divided over whether to let 12-year-old Danny go to the movies alone with Matthew.
Meanwhile, everyone's plans are stalled when the family car is stolen while Alice is at the an ATM.
I Am Not My Sister's Keeper
S1 Ep5
7.0
11th Oct 1995
Burt has never been fond of his sister's boyfriend, and the latest one is no exception.
Where There's Smoke, You're Fired
S1 Ep6
8.0
18th Oct 1995
Frustrated by her jerk of a teenage boss at her temporary job, Alice starts smoking again -- and catches Danny in the mall washroom with a pack of cigarettes; Burt tries to resist Vicki's amorous advances.
The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions
S1 Ep7
8.0
25th Oct 1995
Burt's dogged by a guilty conscience when he forgets to pick up Sean from school, so he tries to make amends by getting him a puppy.
A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
S1 Ep8
8.5
1st Nov 1995
The Claytons resume their house hunting and also decide to get a new life-insurance policy, but Burt fears he won't pass the required physical exam.
Fish and Guests Stink After Three Days
S1 Ep9
6.0
8th Nov 1995
As the Claytons prepared to move into their new home, Lenny -- still feuding with his wife -- assumes he's coming along.
The Postman Always Moves Twice
S1 Ep10
9.0
15th Nov 1995
Before moving into their new home, the Claytons trash their apartment to get back at their landlord.But unforunately the new house isn't ready and their stuck in their old apartment,while the heat is on full blast and the water's cut off.
Neither a Borrower Nor a Landlord Be
S1 Ep11
7.0
22nd Nov 1995
Forced to choose between having a deranged neighbor of having ""our house foreclosed on before we even make the first mortgage payment,"" the Claytons decide to rent out their new home.
If It Ain't Broke, Break It
S1 Ep12
9.0
13th Dec 1995
Burt buys an expensive reclining chair from an obnoxious salesman.
Misery on 34th Street
S1 Ep13
6.0
20th Dec 1995
It's a joyless Christmas at the Claytons' when Alice's mother Sheila arrives with unwanted advice on how to discipline Danny, leaving Burt to play referee for the feuding females.
The Bowling Method
S1 Ep14
6.0
3rd Jan 1996
After one pregnancy scare too many, Burt and Alice decide that one of them will have to undergo surgery.
Natural Born Parents
S1 Ep16
7.0
17th Jan 1996
When Danny gets an A in English, Burt and Alice are understandably proud, but then they discover it was because of her school project -- corresponding with a pen pal who happens to be a mass murderer.
The best rated episodes of Bless This House are:
If It Ain't Broke, Break It S1E12 rated 9.0
The Postman Always Moves Twice S1E10 rated 9.0
A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor Away S1E8 rated 8.5
The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intentions S1E7 rated 8.0
Where There's Smoke, You're Fired S1E6 rated 8.0
The lowest rated episodes of Bless This House are:
Pilot S1E1 rated 5.0
A Woman's Work is Never Done S1E2 rated 6.0
A Date Which Will Live in Infamy S1E4 rated 6.0
Fish and Guests Stink After Three Days S1E9 rated 6.0
Misery on 34th Street S1E13 rated 6.0
The first episode of Bless This House aired on September 11, 1995.
The last episode of Bless This House aired on January 17, 1996.
