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Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.

Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.

Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

Sam announces Dropout Gaming and sells his patented Adreno-Nut with accompaniment from Brian's soundboard.

Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.

Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

Vic, Grant, and Raph explore Sam's newest business venture.

Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.

Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

Grant gets to gush about his favorite game to Erika and Aabria while Ally reveals the dangers of it.

Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.

The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.

Will Grant, Patrick, and Kimia finally make Katie laugh?

Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.

Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

Oscar and Mano are getting married! Hopefully no dramatic interruptions derail the ceremony.

Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

Jeremy explains the history of daughters while Patrick has something urgent to say.

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.

Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

The news team try to pull off a casino heist and it goes as well as you think it does.

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

Raph commits slander against Reese Witherspoon while Jess interviews Tom Holland.

Vic and Rashawn investigate the theft of some diamonds while Patrick eats pocket cheese.

Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.

The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.