Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?

Sam announces Dropout Gaming and sells his patented Adreno-Nut with accompaniment from Brian's soundboard.

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.

Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.

Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.

Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.

Vic, Grant, and Raph explore Sam's newest business venture.

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.

Grant gets to gush about his favorite game to Erika and Aabria while Ally reveals the dangers of it.

Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.

Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.

Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.

Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.

Will Grant, Patrick, and Kimia finally make Katie laugh?

Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.

The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.

Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

Jordan puppets Lily's body while Jacob pours some champagne and Kendahl demonstrates rhumbarobics.

Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

Vic and Rashawn investigate the theft of some diamonds while Patrick eats pocket cheese.

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

Jeremy explains the history of daughters while Patrick has something urgent to say.

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.

The news team try to pull off a casino heist and it goes as well as you think it does.

Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.

Oscar and Mano are getting married! Hopefully no dramatic interruptions derail the ceremony.

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.

The news team show off their comedy skills and learn that Tao can't do a Mid-Atlantic accent.

Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.

The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.