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Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.

Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.

Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.

Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

Vic, Grant, and Raph explore Sam's newest business venture.

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

Sam announces Dropout Gaming and sells his patented Adreno-Nut with accompaniment from Brian's soundboard.

Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.

Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.

Grant gets to gush about his favorite game to Erika and Aabria while Ally reveals the dangers of it.

Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

Will Grant, Patrick, and Kimia finally make Katie laugh?

Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.

Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.

Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.

Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.

Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.

The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.

Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

Jeremy explains the history of daughters while Patrick has something urgent to say.

John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

The news team try to pull off a casino heist and it goes as well as you think it does.

Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.

Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.

The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.

Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.

Ross, Jacquis, Vic, and Trapp read a script written by AI and discover maybe society should be scared of our future robot overlords.

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.