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Beavis and Butt-Head get jobs working at a computer tech support center, a position for which they are woefully under-qualified.

No license, no money, no problem! Beavis and Butt-Head shanghai a used car salesman on a joyride that leaves the car in pieces. Will they walk away from this one, or is everything wrecked for good?

Mr. Anderson asks Beavis and Butt-head to go shopping for him at the drug store; they buy everything except what was on his list. videos: Paula Abdul - "Crazy Cool", Milla - "Gentleman Who Fell", Built To Spill - "In The Morning"

Beavis screws an action figure into his hand and has to go the hospital. At the hospital, a cult sees him as the second coming of the Messiah after he transforms into his alter ego, The Great Cornholio.

The boys are mistaken for drug dealers when they visit an adult-film set.

Beavis and Butt-head watch Twilight, which gives them the idea to become vampires or werewolves to look attractive in order to pick up girls.

While eating a chili dog, Beavis sniffs a piece of onion and begins to tear up, but Butt-Head mistakes it for crying and mocks Beavis relentlessly.

Placed in a ""Scared Straight"" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.

After chugging Burger World's new, high-caffeine ""Volt Cola,"" Beavis transforms into Cornholio and is picked up by the Immigration Department and deported to Mexico as an illegal alien.

Concerned with the boys' impact on the school's public funding, Principal McVicker organizes intensive tutoring in order to help Beavis and Butt-Head prepare for the state standardized test.

An oil spill draws hot hippies to the shoreline.

The boys consider religion when it gets them out of class.

At Burger World, Butt-head realizes that he gets paid when he goes to the bathroom.

On a field trip, Beavis and Butt-Head fall asleep in a school bus and wake up -- in 1832? A colonial village sends the boys through a time loop. Will they keep Van Driessen from being born in the past, or just ruin his life in the present?

Recall a time when life was simpler as Beavis, Butt-head and other Highland residents fill in for the Cleaver family. videos: Korn - ""Blind""

The boys go on a field trip to a military base and wind up in the virtual pilot seats of drone planes on an Afghan mission, thinking that it is Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas with planes.

Beavis and Butt-head get to see the film the rest of us guys never got to see in school--for educational reasons only, of course. videos: Rednex - ""Cotton Eyed Joe""

After seeing some hot chicks get massages in the food court, things get all touchy-feely when Beavis and Butt-Head open up a massage stand of their own. But the situation gets tense when these idiots take on some rival masseuses.

Beavis and Butt-Head become ace bounty hunters after a chance meeting with a reality TV star in a hardware store. Will these vigilantes land a real fugitive? They soon find out catching criminals takes more than mullets and sleeveless shirts!

The boys sit in on a speech therapy class and improve their vocabulary.

Part 1 of the 1995 Christmas Special. In this parody of "A Christmas Carol", Beavis annoys his manager at Burger World by cooking a mouse. Beavis has a dream in which he is the Scrooge-like manager there and Principal McVicker is one of his employees. Beavis is visited by Butt-head, the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future – (presumably) Marley, Tom Anderson, Mr. Van Driessen and Coach Buzzcut respectively – while trying to watch a porno on VHS. videos: Ramones - "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)", Buster Poindexter - "Zat You Santa Claus?"

Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.

Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.

Beavis gets a nose bleed and tries just about everything to get it to stop. videos: Lordz Of Brooklyn - ""Saturday Night Fever""

During wood shop class the boys saw everything they can get their hands on, Beavis then must be rushed to the hospital after an accident happens involving tons of blood, the table saw, and Beavis's finger. videos: Sugartooth - ""Sold My Fortune""

Beavis and Butt-Head get trapped in an elevator with an attractive woman and do all they can to escape.

Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.

Beavis and Butt-Head can't handle the truth! After witnessing a brutal beating that leaves one man out cold, will the boys lie under oath to protect their idol Todd? If they screw up, there's a serious butt-kicking on the docket, Todd-style.

Over the course of a few hours, the boys attempt to master the subtle techniques of the game...in broad daylight. videos: Hole - ""Violet""

Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.

Fed up with their attempts to get into Todd's gang, Beavis and Butt-head try to form their own. videos: CIV - "Can't Wait One Minute More", The Murmurs - "You Suck", Lordz of Brooklyn - "Saturday Night Fever"

After watching an old movie, Beavis and Butt-Head ask a man for his daughter's "hand".

Principal McVicker attempts a radical solution to Beavis and Butt-head's stupidity and continuous laughing in class: they can't laugh at anything they hear for a week.

Beavis struggles to refrain from copying his butt.

Stewart has diarrhea; too much sugar turns Beavis into "The Great Cornholio." videos: Sausage - "Riddles Are Abound Tonight" Danger Danger - "Naughty, Naughty" Devo - "Whip It"

The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces. videos: Ratt - ""I Wan't A Woman"" Stakka Bo - ""Here We Go"" Sugartooth - ""Sold My Fortune""

Beavis and Butt-head discover that they have a rat in the house and try to catch it.

Beavis & Butt-head get a free trial membership at a health club, spot people, and have fun with a treadmill. videos: Midi, Maxi, & Efti - "Bad, Bad Boys" Overkill - "Hello From the Gutter" My Life With Thrill Kill Kult - "Blue Buddha" Lenny Kravitz - "Is There Any Love In Your Heart "

While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the ""Him-lick Manure"" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way. videos: The Didjits - ""Judge The Hot Fudge"" Lita Ford with Ozzy Osbourne - ""Close My Eyes Forever"" De La Soul - ""Ego Trippin'""

Beavis and Butt-head are recruited by Stewart's mom to find her missing little man. videos: Poison - "Unskinny Bop", Circle Jerks - "I Wanna Destroy You", Tricky - "Black Steel"

Beavis and Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.

After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten. videos: Soundgarden - ""Black Hole Sun"" Violent Femmes - ""Breakin' Up"" The Dylans - ""Grudge""

Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.

While Beavis and Butt-head are at the bank trying to get money, a crooked bank officer is arrested for embezzlement and flees to the roof. videos: Ozzy Osbourne - "Shot In The Dark" Lou Reed - "No Money Down" Crowbar - "All I Had (I Gave)"

Beavis and Butt-head find a new way to make money.

Beavis and Butt-head struggle to avoid laughing during sexual education class. Problem is, Buzzcut's teaching sex education, and he's not going to make this task easy for them...

The guys have fun with a shopping cart; hilarity ensues. videos: Stone Temple Pilots - ""Vasoline""

Beavis and Butt-head go to Driver's Ed. class and watch a gory 1950's State Highway Patrol movie about reckless drivers...featuring some very familiar greasers. videos: Shonen Knife - "Tomato Head" Alice Cooper - "Lost In America" Johnny Cash - "Delia's Gone"

Beavis and Butt-head try to kill a fly, and almost kill each other. videos: Beastie Boys - ""Pass The Mic""

Beavis and Butt-head try to grow their own nachos as part of a school project. videos: Jellyfish - "The King Is Half Undressed", Bivuac - "Cynic", Supergrass - "Caught By the Fuzz"

The boys decide to get skull earrings -- piercing their own ears is the hard part.

The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.

Butt-head rushes Beavis to the emergency room after an accident involving smoke, fire...and Beavis' butt. videos: Vanilla Ice - ""I Love You""

The boys must give oral reports on U.S. history, or face flunking ninth grade; Beavis tells about last week's dinner at Burger World; Butt-head reports on the time he kicked Beavis in the 'nads. video: Wax - "California"

The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.

Beavis follows the advice of a motivational speaker and "Seizes the Power."

Beavis and Butt-head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio. videos: Stranglers - ""Skin Deep"" Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - ""Dang""

After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.

As a class assignment for the weekend, the boys attempt to solve the mystery, but fall asleep before the arrival of the "Morning Wood Fairy". videos: Juliana Hatfield - "What A Life", Railroad Jerk - "Rollerkoaster", Silverchair - "Tomorrow"

Mr. Van Driessen holds a mock graduation to build the class's self-esteem. Beavis and Butt-head think it's the real thing and rejoice that they can get on with their lives. videos: Janet Jackson - ""You Want This""

After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them. videos: Quicksand -- ""Delusional"" Soul Coughing -- ""Down To This"" Van Halen -- ""Can't Stop Loving You""

After school closes for a holiday, just about everything goes well for the boys in their "perfect day." videos: Elastica - ""Connection""

Burger World starts a new delivery service; the boys make the first -- and last -- run. videos: Rolling Stones - ""Love Is Strong""

While searching for a missing kid, Beavis & Butt-head stumble upon a golf game with Mr. Anderson, then follow him around the golf course to steal his golf balls and sell them to other golfers. videos: Primal Scream - "Rocks" Sonic Youth - "Bull In The Heather" KMFDM - "A Drug Against War"

After the new phone book is delivered, the boys decide to call someone, and start repeatedly terrorizing a guy named Harry Sachz with prank calls from the bathroom. Harry gets caller ID and traces the call to Butt-head...who gives him Stewart's address. videos: The Bucketheads - "The Bomb", Bon Jovi - "Something For the Pain", Del Amitri - "Roll To Me"

The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage.

The boys are featured on a ""Rescue 911"" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane. videos: dEUS - ""Suds And Soda"" The Cramps - ""Ultra Twist"" Slayer - ""Serenity""

The ""Positive Acting Teens"" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-head. videos: Cinderella - ""Somebody Save Me"" Fatima Mansions - ""The Loyaliser"" Jennifer Trynin - ""Happier""

Beavis and Butt-head attend a Parent-Teacher Association meeting and make a few suggestions on how to improve their education. videos: Slash's Snakepit - "Beggars and Hangers On" ,Pink Floyd - "High Hopes", Ted Nugent - "Heads Will Roll"

Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant. videos: Helmet - ""Wilma's Rainbow"" Yanni - ""Reflections of Passion"" Dinosaur Jr. - ""I Don't Think So""

After watching ""The Beverly Hillbillies"" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead. videos: Dog Eat Dog - ""No Front"" The Bubblemen - ""The Bubblemen Are Coming"" Girlschool - ""Play Dirty"" Babes In Toyland - ""Ripe""

Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police. Videos: Janet Jackson -- ""You Want This"" Wax -- ""California""

Beavis & Butt-head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards. videos: Exodus - ""Thorn In My Side"" Reverend Horton Heat - ""Psychobilly Freak Out"" Merciful Fate - ""The Bellwitch"" Poison - ""I Want Action""

Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists. videos: Madonna - ""Secret"" The Jesus and Mary Chain - ""Come On"" Catherine Wheel - ""Waydown""

Conservative talk show host Gus Baker (an animated Rush Limbaugh clone) loses his show when he makes the mistake of inviting two "fine upstanding young men as Beavis and Butt-head" to discuss music videos. videos: Jawbox - "Savory" The Clash - "Should I Stay Or Should I Go? (Live)" Herb Alpert - "North On South St."

Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own. videos: Sick Of It All - ""Step Down"" Sir Mix-A-Lot - ""Ride"" Monster Magnet - ""Negasonic Teenage Warhead""

The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-head.

Beavis and Butt-head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets. videos: Letters To Cleo - ""Here And Now"" Cheech & Chong - ""Get Out Of My Room"" Pop Will Eat Itself - ""Ich Bin Ein Auslander""

Beavis & Butt-head visit a phony fortune teller who cons Beavis into thinking he has the gift of second sight. videos: Metallica - "For Whom the Bell Tolls" Nina Hagen - "Herman Was His Name" Donald Fagen - "Snowbound"

The boys' class takes a field trip to an art museum. videos: Nirvana - "Heart Shaped Box" Candyland - "Bitter Moon" Matthew Sweet - "Superdeformed"

The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making ""his move"" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.

Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay. videos: Mojo Nixon - ""Elvis is Everywhere"" The Grays - ""Very Best Years"" Tori Amos - ""God"" Godspeed - ""Houston St.""

Beavis & Butt-head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur. videos: Hazel - ""Comet"" Gary Young - ""Plantman"" Carcass - ""Heartwork""

Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they ""wrestle with their manhood."" Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away. videos: Jill Sobule - ""I Kissed A Girl"" Pavement - ""Rattled By The Rush"" Sugar Ray - ""Mean Machine""

Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-head's house and directs the boys to 'act dumb' and keep him safe. videos: Crowbar - ""Existence Is Punishment"" Brian Setzer - ""Rebelene"" Pia Zadora - ""Rock It Out""

Beavis & Butt-head go to the movies where Lolita & Tanqueray trick them into waiting by the exit door to sneak them in for their date. videos: Bryan Adams, Sting & Rod Stewart - "All For Love" Primus - "DMV" Morbid Angel - "God of Emptiness" Green Apple Quick Step - "Dirty Water Ocean"

Beavis gets his arm trapped in a blood pressure testing machine in the supermarket, while Butt-head procrastinates rescuing him. videos: Toadies - "Possum Kingdom", Ned's Atomic Dustbin - "All That I Ask Of Myself...", Die Cheerleader - "Pigskin Parade"

Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis. videos: Moist - ""Push"" Grim Reaper - ""Rock You To Hell"" Nitzer Ebb - ""Fun To Be Had"" Phish - ""Down With Disease""

The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.

The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them ""wood."" videos: Tom Petty - ""It's Good To Be King"" The Prodigy - ""Poison"" Morphine - ""Honey White""

Beavis and Butt-head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride. videos; Prince - ""When 2 R In Love"" The Go-Go's - ""Whole World Lost Its Head"" Weezer - ""Buddy Holly""

A manners expert visits the class, and after attempting to teach Beavis & Butt-head manners, loses it and gets in a fight with Mr. Van Driessen. videos: Green Day - "Longview" Prong - "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" Styx - "Too Much Time On My Hands"

The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... they admire her butt. videos: 7 Year Bitch - ""Hip Like Junk"" Grim Reaper - ""Fear No Evil"" 2 Unlimited - ""Get Ready For This""

Beavis and Butt-head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it. videos: Snoop Doggy Dogg - ""Gin and Juice"" Julie Brown - ""Girl Fight Tonight!"" Nudeswirl - ""Buffalo""

Beavis and Butt-head (a.k.a. Gerondo & 'The Pleasure Machine') make videos for a dating service to get chicks. videos: The Stone Roses - "Love Spreads", Corrosion of Conformity - "Clean My Wounds", Eleven - "Reach Out"

While doing community service work at the hospital, the boys steal heart patient Billy Bob's golf cart and wreak further havoc.

Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-head draw hundreds of ""dead people"" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two. videos: Danzig - ""Can't Speak"" Julee Cruise - ""Rockin' Back Inside My Heart"" David Lee Roth - ""She's My Machine""

Beavis and Butt-head learn about evolution and dream of scoring as cavemen. videos: Snoop Dogg - ""Gin and Juice""

Beavis and Butt-head man a crisis line for Mr. Van Driessen and try to "get some" from a caller by being polite. videos: Danzig - "Mother '93" James - "Say Something" Mutha's Day Out - "Locked"

The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes). videos: Alice In Chains - ""I Stay Away"" Pride & Glory - ""Losin' Your Mind"" The ""BC""-52's - ""(Meet) The Flintstones""

Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of ""Betsy Wiener"" from ""Decency In Media."" videos: Blur - ""Parklife"" Biohazard - ""Tales From The Hard Side"" Pizzicato Five - ""Twiggy, Twiggy""

Beavis and Butt-head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.

Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut. videos: Skrew - ""Picasso Trigger"" Comateens - ""The Late Mistake"" Cannibal Corpse - ""Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead"" Henry Rollins - ""Disconnect""

The boys go to door-to-door to collect money for the poor as part of a class project; they meet up with a dominatrix.

After calling a phone sex number, Beavis & Butt-head decide to get their own 900 number. videos: Eve's Plumb - "Blue" Barry White - "Put Me In Your Mix" Low Pop Suicide - "Kiss Your Lips"

An amateur filmmaker documents America's youth culture in a film featuring Beavis and Butt-head. videos: The Ramones - "Substitute" Blur - "Chemical World" Morphine - "Thursday"

Beavis and Butt-head try various means to get their bag of snacks unstuck and out of the vending machine before they starve. videos: Sweaty Nipples - "Demon Juice" Elton John & RuPaul - "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" Seaweed - "Kid Candy" Motley Crue - "Houligan's Holiday"

McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients. videos: Rolling Stones - ""Love Is Strong"" Black Crowes - ""High Head Blues"" Faith No More -""Diggin' The Grave""

Butt-head orders a mail-order bride from Russia to ""get some;"" Beavis wants to watch. videos: Pantera - ""This Love"" The Murmurs - ""You Suck""

After playing "Iron Justice," Beavis has a near death experience, and dreams of meeting St. Peter, and Butt-head trying to bury him. videos: Gary Numan - "Cars" Frank Black - "Los Angeles" Tom Waits - "I Don't Want To Grow Up"

Beavis and Butt-head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool.

Beavis and Butt-head miss the schoolbus and decide to take a shortcut home. videos: Henry Rollins - ""Disconnect""

When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ""captains,"" and return the camera for a reward. videos: R.E.M. - ""Shiny Happy People"" Rick Dees - ""Get Naked"" Dandelion - ""Under My Skin"" Entombed - ""Wolverine Blues""

The guys follow VanDriessen and his date home, hoping to see them "doing it". videos: Coolio - "Gangsta's Paradise", Foo Fighters - "I'll Stick Around", Filter - "Hey Man, Nice Shot"

Butthole and Joe paint Mr. Anderson's house. Bored with that, they sniff paint thinner, destroy quite a few things, paint his cat's butt, and decide to go for a nice ride on his lawnmower.

Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil... videos; Live - ""I Alone"" Ween - ""I Can't Put My Finger On It"" Rancid - ""Nihilism""

The boys prune Mr. Anderson's trees...and destroy his house.

Inspired by an American Gladiators episode, Beavis and Butt-head water down the front lawn, don bikini tops, and fight each other with boxing glove-topped baseball bats; they go to "Babes R Us" and try to get tickets to see female mud wrestling. Being underage, they are beaten senseless by Thor, the bouncer. Features the classic song, "Diarrhea, Cha Cha Cha."

Beavis & Butt-head go to the Medical Center. Butt-head gets nitrous at the dentist, Beavis gets an eye exam and a sucker. videos: DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - "I Wanna Rock" Kate Bush - "Love & Anger"

When the boys decide to throw a party so they can 'cop a feel,' it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house. videos: Robert Palmer - ""Simply Irresistible"" Note: Originally shown with only one video during ""Butt-Bowl II."" The edited version with the following videos premiered on 2/2/95: Jesus Lizard - ""Glamorous"" Mighty Mighty Bosstones - ""Detroit Rock City"" Marilyn Manson - ""Get Your Gunn""

Beavis and Butt-head try to score with a vice cop who is working undercover as a prostitute. videos: Rednex - "Cotton-Eyed Joe", Tom Jones - "If I Only Knew", The The - "I Saw The Light"

After watching infomercials, Beavis and Butt-head invent the ""Butt Scratcher 2000""and try to sell it. videos: Tori Amos - ""God""

The boys get jobs as telemarketers; Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-head can't figure out what to do. videos: Stone Temple Pilots - ""Vasoline"" Archers Of Loaf - ""Web In Front"" Stacey Q. - ""Two of Hearts"" Infectious Grooves - ""Violent and Funky""

Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron. videos: PJ Harvey - ""Down By The Water"" Elastica - ""Connection"" Goo Goo Dolls - ""Only One""

Beavis and Butt-head find a can of root beer and really, really... really shake it up before they open it. videos: Shaggy - ""Boombastic""

Mr. Buzzcut sends Beavis & Butt-head to the school nurse because they stink. They dance with her and get a massage. videos: Frank Sinatra with Bono - "I've Got You Under My Skin" Doug E. Fresh - "I-ight (Alright)" Melvins - "Hootch"

During a shift at Burger World, Butt-head goes to sleep (standing up), and dreams that he and Beavis are rock stars.

Beavis and Butt-head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.

Beavis and Butt-head finally manage to get their hands on some (non-alcoholic) beer and get "fit-shaced". videos: Hum - "Stars", M.I.R.V. - "Shave My Face Off", Mike Watt - "Piss Bottle Man", Six Finger Satellite - "Parlour Games"

The boys buy frozen yogurt after seeing a seductive ad for it on TV.

The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff). videos: David Byrne - ""??Angels??"" Coverdale/Page - ""Pride & Joy"" Iggy Pop - ""Butt Town"" La Tour - ""People Are Still Having Sex""

Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi ""Hiro"" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.